February 2012
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I honestly don't understand people who do not...
gemini-dragon:
What is the point? What is the purpose? We remove organs people need to survive because they will die if the organ remains (heart transplants, removing kidneys, etc.)
Why is the life of a woman worth so little, especially if the baby wouldn’t survive?
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Reblog if you have GREAT boobs
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AMY! More and better pony drinks! →
Mane 6, Spike, Celestia, Luna, Nightmare Moon, Granny Smith, Derpy Hooves, Trixie, Vinyl Scratch, and Gilda.
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gemini-dragon replied to your post: gemini-dragon replied to your photo: The first…
xD Apple “cider” of course.
Ooooh, I bet they secretly make Zap Apple Cider and you get drunk 20% faster.
We should do pony hair and try these drink recipes together: http://after12.failblog.org/2011/10/20/party-fails-my-little-pony-shots-recipe/
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gemini-dragon replied to your photo: The first ponies I’ve ever bought myself. :D I…
It’s Derpy Luna
Lol, she doesn’t look that derpy in person, but yeah, the one in the pic is obviously drunk. I wonder what ponies drink to get funky… Well, besides Twilight’s obvious tequila problem. (Hope you read Texts-from-Ponyville)
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gemini-dragon replied to your post: gemini-dragon replied to your post: babblegirl…
I would totally do Pony hair with you.
That would be the awesomest thing.
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gemini-dragon replied to your post: babblegirl replied to your photo: The new ponies…
2 questions: Is Celestia pink? And are you going to do their hair?
Celestia is pink with plastic hair. I’ll post a pic. I don’t think I’m going to do the hair. I’m scared because I suck at things and would probably ruin them all.
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babblegirl replied to your photo: The new ponies my mom gave me for Valentine’s Day,…
CANTERLOT PONIES!
Yup! I finally got Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Spike, and a normal size Twilight Sparkle! Plus they have the sparkly hair. Now I’ve just got to get the school set with Cheerilee, Applebloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle! Dunno if I posted the Celestia and Luna set I got last week, but...
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I can't vent on my blog if the person I want to...
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About to watch the last episode of...
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quixon replied to your post: quixon replied to your post: quixon replied to…
Holy fuck that paragraph was sexy as hell. I knew there was a damn good reason I followed you. =)
You think paragraphs are sexy? That’s a new paraphilia to me. :P
So you follow me because I’m an honest attention whore. Sounds good to me. lol
Or maybe because I’m super blunt, which is softened...
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quixon replied to your post: quixon replied to your post: quixon replied to…
More subtle forms? I am intrigued. Also kudos on owning up to your attention whoring. That’s refreshing. =)
If you have a blog, Facebook, or Twitter and you don’t have some kind of legit content or a company, you’re pretty much attention whoring. Not that there’s anything really wrong with that....
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quixon replied to your post: quixon replied to your post: quixon replied to…
Um, if they are sized at an I, then yes srs business indeed. Also found nothing! XD
Lol, that’s because I don’t put pics of my boobs on the internet. I like more subtle forms of attention whoring.
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quixon replied to your post: quixon replied to your post: Last night at the…
O_O How did I not know thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? *desperately scours archives*
Rofl! Huge boobs are serious business?
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quixon replied to your post: Last night at the pub,
Massive? XD
Well yeah, what else would you call 38 I? These bitches are watermelons.
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If You're Mad, It Means I Stood For Something.:... →
thetalesofbasingse:
LMAO. Are you new to my blog or have you been missing out on all my posts on Zutara? You don’t even understand. I HAVE SO MANY FEELS FOR THESE TWO.
ASDFGHJKL;’
I am a Zutara shipper, and don’t get me wrong, I actually like Kataang. I just like Zutara more. YESSSSS.
They just have such a good dynamic. And I would have loved how their relationship would have progressed. They...
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Last Night I Drunk Dialed A Friend
And she told me she was glad I got drunk because it’s good for me. She said I’m too uptight so I guess all that booze got the stick out of my ass.
I don’t think I’m really mad or offended by her telling me that, I think it’s just depressing because it’s true.
I have a ginormous stick up my ass.
Pour beer down my throat until it disappears.
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I think I smell blueberries. I wish I smelled eggs...
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Writings, Rants, and Random Ramblings: I just had... →
gemini-dragon:
I realize one of the driving forces behind me being pro-choice and pro-birth control and all that jazz.
Because I feel like when those choices and rights are taken away, and when restrictions are put on them, it’s like saying a woman can’t make the decision herself. That she’s too stupid to know what she wants and needs. That she has no idea the effect her choices and decisions...
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Last night at the pub,
I went with these guys, Nick and Sean. When we got there, Nick hit the bathroom and we went looking for a table. Nick didn’t know where we went so he grabbed a couple of the waitstaff, “Have you seen two people, one is a really awkward looking dude and the other is a chick with massive titties?”
His description of me to the waitstaff was “chick with massive titties.”...
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Dearest Tumblr, not sure if you care, but I...
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gemini-dragon replied to your post: gemini-dragon replied to your post: The worst part…
Fuck leggings. Go streaking.
But my bottom would get cold. :( Lacy undies are not very warm, you know.
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gemini-dragon replied to your post: The worst part of being drunk is that I have totally forgotten how to put pants on. What sorcery is this! aohaw;lghznkjrwn!
Fuck pants.
agreed, I wore leggings to the bar so there would be no zippers or buttons to deal with, but now I can’t even figure out how to pull pants up and over my butt. the fuck?
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The worst part of being drunk is that I have...
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Drunk Cuisine Presents: Pizza Sammich
That’s where you take two cheap ass 99cent Piggly Wiggly pizzas and you stack those bitches with the crust on the outside. Microwave for 3 minutes. Then eat that shit! So damn good. Mmm mmm mmm. Don’t judge me. Cheeseburger pizza, bitch. I’m drunk, I can’t cook right now. Cheez-its as a side. Hell yeah.
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gemini-dragon replied to your post: quixon replied to your post: Dearest Tumblr. I am…
Does the bra match?
Nah, wore a white bra tonight. I can’t find any pretty bras in 38H. It’s BS. I already wear a cup too small so I can buy bras, but I’d have to wear like F to get any of the pretty ones.
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quixon replied to your post: Dearest Tumblr. I am sooooo drunk right now. We should have a conversation. Ask me a bajillion things and I will answer them.
LACE PANTIES???
yup. They are purple boyshorts with black lace.
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Dearest Tumblr. I am sooooo drunk right now. We...
Also, I am a country, so sing my national anthem and salute my flag/panties.
That is all!!!!
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If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
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diaxiann:
i can’t believe people are actually tagging cum-slut and calling this cumslutgate
i was out the entire time i am so sad i missed this
Thank you so much for being “that guy” and giving this to Tumblr. We love you, even if you’re a cum-slut. <3
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“My love for cum not withstanding you seriously need to calm down.”
– Tumblr user Diaxiann (via lakilester)